*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
(via shh-im-in-my-mindpalace)
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
(via sugar-goin-down-swinging)
do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
(via jagkbarakitten)
| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK |
I KNEW IT EXISTED
HOL Y SH I T
thats not very straight of you
JA L E X
(Source: hus-bands, via these-fading-scars)
